The Bride of Frankenstein Ran Off With My Website!
- Most people read the first seven sentences of a blog, so hang in with me, okay?
- Look up and there’s the mistake right there, in the headline. It’s a load of bulldust......
- Most people read the first seven sentences of a blog, so hang in with me, okay?
- Look up and there’s the mistake right there, in the headline. It’s a load of bulldust.
- The writer has used a deceptive but catchy series of words to lure the excited visitor to their blog and there’s only one possible result … disappointment. (But hang in there, in this case!)
- It’s a matter of trust.
- You need people to believe your online promise. They don’t know you personally. They can’t see your cute dimples or your strong masculine jaw. It’s what they see and read that counts.
- Never use deception. Never get too cute with your headline or the “bait” you use in your online advertising.
- Okay, we’re at number seven. Am I guilty, too? Here’s my defence: remember point 5? “It’s what they see and read that counts.” When The Bride of Frankenstein saw Frankenstein, she freaked out and ran off with her creator … which in the case of this article, is this website. So the headline The Bride Of Frankenstein Ran Off With My Website is remotely plausible.
- Don’t betray your visitor’s trust. Nothing good will come of it.
